half moon is black and gold

While I was riding my bike through PCH, I almost vomited. I hit a wall, a taxi driver honked, and I imagined I was a raven. I found a vintage necklace that mimics my hair and reminds me of a half moon. Though time was tight, we managed to make it to the Rosebowl. Benton and I found a booth of dead animal bones. I bought Lucy the goat, who I named after the most vicious diclonius in Elfen Lied. Lucy from EL and Lucy the goat both have horns. Strangely, I do too. They hurt sometimes, especially lately.

Brandon manages to shamelessly creep us all out by taking his fake bunny fixation to a level of pedophilia and homicidal tendencies. I wish he had the ability to be the filthiest boy alive, but unfortunately he doesn't have the stomach for it and his nature is too prude to really allow himself to be the freak I wish he would be. Nonetheless, he is still a creep, for the sake of being a creep.

Also, I watched a mermaid get eaten by a dinosaur shark after a triumphant sacrifice to save his species, so I decided to take one home with me. I have hair like a mermaid, but my ancestors are awful to dolphins. In addition to inherited guilt, I am the newest member of Greenpeace. I'm waiting for a boat so I can find aliens in the ocean.